What can I say - sucker for vaporwave. Bring back crystal Pepsi!
Do you like receiving compliments? Are you proud of the fact that your best childhood days took place in the 90s? Then these swim shorts are perfect for you!
These fit me perfectly and every time I wear them I instantly become the center of attention. Every millennial loves being reminded of simpler times and these mesmerizing swim shorts do just that. I receive no less than 10 compliments from friends and strangers every time I wear them. They arrived only a week and a half after I ordered them (much quicker than what they typically promise for custom made items) which was perfect. I can’t wait to continue wearing these all summer!
Never has my junk felt safer than protected by pink stegosaurus & other dino pals. I bought these shorts just before a vacation where my girlfriend and I were going through a sexual rough patch. But Rawr. Enough said. My future children that were probably conceived on that trip are going to thank publicspace.
Even cooler in person.
Got this hoping it was my size, knowing what it was generally. It ended up fitting perfectly! The quality of this suit is insanely good. I definitely plan on getting more swimsuits here.