2018

I like using my fashion to make a (hauntingly satirical) comment on societal themes and whims. I don't know if Bitcoin or another decentralized protocol will become a viable digital currency (or monetary store of value) in the future, but a lot of people want it to be. I admire people in this movement working on protocols that will a) direct more value to users rather than corporations/investors and b) decrease inefficiency in government and business through transparency, censorship resistance, and smart contracts.

Bitcoin payments to be enabled shortly, pending merchant approval on BitPay (can't use GoCoin since my business is incorporated in NY)

Custom-made in LA, special for you

• We craft everything by hand in Los Angeles, after you order — please add 1-2 weeks of order production to your shipping time. 
• 94% of our customers approve of on-demand manufacturing...help us support high-quality, eco-friendly, ethical, USA-based manufacturing!
• 1-2 weeks of made-to-order production, additional 3-5 days for shipping

Hoodie

• 100% made locally in Los Angeles, CA
• Premium polyester microfleece fabric, produced locally in California
• Soft, comfortable, and warm
• Printed using natural, non-toxic, water-based ink

Fit / Size

• Our clothes are unisex, please refer to the detailed size guide in the last image of this product gallery.

I like using my fashion to make a (hauntingly satirical) comment on societal themes and whims. I don't know if Bitcoin or another decentralized protocol will become a viable digital currency (or monetary store of value) in the future, but a lot of people want it to be. I admire people in this movement working on protocols that will a) direct more value to users rather than corporations/investors and b) decrease inefficiency in government and business through transparency, censorship resistance, and smart contracts.

Bitcoin payments to be enabled shortly, pending merchant approval on BitPay (can't use GoCoin since my business is incorporated in NY)

Custom-made in LA, special for you

• We craft everything by hand in Los Angeles, after you order — please add 1-2 weeks of order production to your shipping time.
• 94% of our customers approve of on-demand manufacturing...help us support high-quality, eco-friendly, ethical, USA-based manufacturing!
• 1-2 weeks of made-to-order production, additional 3-5 days for shipping

Hoodie

• 100% made locally in Los Angeles, CA 
• Premium polyester microfleece fabric, produced locally in California
• Soft, comfortable, and warm
• Printed using natural, non-toxic, water-based ink

Fit / Size

• Our clothes are unisex, please refer to the detailed size guide in the last image of this product gallery.

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Will we see the littered remains of Apple, Facebook, and Google sometime in the future?

Custom-made in LA, special for you

• We craft everything by hand in Los Angeles, after you order — please add 1-2 weeks of order production to your shipping time. 
• 94% of our customers approve of on-demand manufacturing...help us support high-quality, eco-friendly, ethical, USA-based manufacturing!
• 1-2 weeks of made-to-order production, additional 3-5 days for shipping

Hoodie

• 100% made locally in Los Angeles, CA
• Premium polyester microfleece fabric, produced locally in California
• Soft, comfortable, and warm
• Printed using natural, non-toxic, water-based ink 

Fit / Size

• Our clothes are unisex, please refer to the detailed size guide in the last image of this product gallery.

The taste of childhood. Who says you can't play with your food? 

Custom-made in LA, special for you

• We craft everything by hand in Los Angeles, after you order — please add 1-2 weeks of order production to your shipping time. 
• 94% of our customers approve of on-demand manufacturing...help us support high-quality, eco-friendly, ethical, USA-based manufacturing!
• 1-2 weeks of made-to-order production, additional 3-5 days for shipping

Hoodie

• 100% made locally in Los Angeles, CA
• Premium polyester microfleece fabric, produced locally in California
• Soft, comfortable, and warm
• Printed using natural, non-toxic, water-based ink

Fit / Size

• Our clothes are unisex, please refer to the detailed size guide in the last image of this product gallery.

David Bowie's 1999 BBC interview with Jeremy Paxman might be the single greatest influence on my work. He predicted the Internet's ability to eventually spawn vaporwave. 

"There hasn't been one single entity, artist, or group that have become the brand name for the 90s. It's subgroups and genres. It's hip-hop, it's girl power, it's a communal kind of thing. It's almost as if the artist is there to accompany what the audience are doing." 

Full interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaHcOs7mhfU 

Custom-made in LA, special for you

• We craft everything by hand in Los Angeles, after you order — please add 1-2 weeks of order production to your shipping time. 
• 94% of our customers approve of on-demand manufacturing...help us support high-quality, eco-friendly, ethical, USA-based manufacturing!
• 1-2 weeks of made-to-order production, additional 3-5 days for shipping

The Long Sleeve T

• 100% made locally in Los Angeles, CA
• Premium polyester knit fabric, produced locally in California
• Ultra-soft and smooth to touch, just like cotton
• Breathable, 4-way stretch
• Printed using natural, non-toxic, water-based ink

Fit / Size

• Our clothes are unisex, please refer to the detailed size guide in the last image of this product gallery.

"On January 24th, Apple Computer will introduce Macintosh. And you'll see why 1984, won't be like "1984."

Custom-made in LA, special for you

• We craft everything by hand in Los Angeles, after you order — please add 1-2 weeks of order production to your shipping time. 
• 94% of our customers approve of on-demand manufacturing...help us support high-quality, eco-friendly, ethical, USA-based manufacturing!
• 1-2 weeks of made-to-order production, additional 3-5 days for shipping

The Crewneck Sweatshirt 

• 100% made locally in Los Angeles, CA
• Premium polyester microfleece fabric, produced locally in California
• Soft and smooth to touch
• Printed using natural, non-toxic, water-based ink
• All items are custom and made-to-order 

Fit / Size

• Our clothes are unisex, please refer to the detailed size guide in the last image of this product gallery.

Gift this one to your Crystal Pepsi ｄｅｌｉｖｅｒｙ ｍａｎ

Embroidered in Los Angeles

• We embroider the hats in Los Angeles, after you order — 1-2 weeks of made-to-order embroidery + 3-5 days for shipping
• Hats ship separately from your other items

The Dad Cap 

• 100% washed cotton twill
• Embroidered in Los Angeles
• All items are custom and made-to-order

Embroidered in Los Angeles

• We embroider the hats in Los Angeles, after you order — 1-2 weeks of made-to-order embroidery + 3-5 days for shipping
• Hats ship separately from your other items

The Dad Cap 

• 100% washed cotton twill
• Embroidered in Los Angeles
• All items are custom and made-to-order

I imagine hordes of Microsoft employees wearing these to their corporate baseball games in the 90s and it makes me smile.

Embroidered in Los Angeles

• We embroider the hats in Los Angeles, after you order — 1-2 weeks of made-to-order embroidery + 3-5 days for shipping
• Hats ship separately from your other items

The Dad Cap 

• 100% washed cotton twill
• Embroidered in Los Angeles
• All items are custom and made-to-order

"As the world's leading software provider, ＰｕｂｌｉｃＴｅｃｈ™ strives to produce innovative products that meet customers' evolving ｎｅｅｄｓ."

Yes, that's the logo from Initech, the company in Office Space.

Embroidered in Los Angeles

• We embroider the hats in Los Angeles, after you order — 1-2 weeks of made-to-order embroidery + 3-5 days for shipping
• Hats ship separately from your other items

The Dad Cap 

• 100% washed cotton twill
• Embroidered in Los Angeles
• All items are custom and made-to-order

Capitalist nostalgia at its finest.  

Custom-made in LA, special for you

• We craft everything by hand in Los Angeles, after you order — please add 1-2 weeks of order production to your shipping time.
• 94% of our customers approve of on-demand manufacturing...help us support high-quality, eco-friendly, ethical, USA-based manufacturing!
• 1-2 weeks of made-to-order production, additional 3-5 days for shipping

The Long Sleeve T

• 100% made locally in Los Angeles, CA
• Premium polyester knit fabric, produced locally in California
• Ultra-soft and smooth to touch, just like cotton 
• Breathable, 4-way stretch
• Printed using natural, non-toxic, water-based ink

Fit / Size

• Our clothes are unisex, please refer to the detailed size guide in the last image of this product gallery.

Custom-made in LA, special for you 

• We craft everything by hand in Los Angeles, after you order — please add 1-2 weeks of order production to your shipping time. 
• 94% of our customers approve of on-demand manufacturing...help us support high-quality, eco-friendly, ethical, USA-based manufacturing!
• 1-2 weeks of made-to-order production, additional 3-5 days for shipping

The T-Shirt

• 100% made locally in Los Angeles, CA
• Premium 100% Supima cotton, produced locally in California
• Printed using natural, non-toxic, water-based ink

Fit / Size

• Our clothes are unisex, please refer to the detailed size guide in the last image of this product gallery.

Custom-made in LA, special for you

• We craft everything by hand in Los Angeles, after you order — please add 1-2 weeks of order production to your shipping time. 
• 94% of our customers approve of on-demand manufacturing...help us support high-quality, eco-friendly, ethical, USA-based manufacturing!
• 1-2 weeks of made-to-order production, additional 3-5 days for shipping

Hoodie

• 100% made locally in Los Angeles, CA
• 50% cotton 50% poly fabric, produced locally in California
• Soft, comfortable, and warm
• Printed using natural, non-toxic, water-based ink

Fit / Size

• Our clothes are unisex, please refer to the detailed size guide in the last image of this product gallery.

This conference didn't actually happen, but VR was a thing in the 80s. Sega even made a VR console in the 90s. Imagine the developers in 1995, testing out laggy and clunky VR goggles, and yet glimpsing into the future...

Custom-made in LA, special for you 

• We craft everything by hand in Los Angeles, after you order — please add 1-2 weeks of order production to your shipping time. 
• 94% of our customers approve of on-demand manufacturing...help us support high-quality, eco-friendly, ethical, USA-based manufacturing!
• 1-2 weeks of made-to-order production, additional 3-5 days for shipping

The Cotton T-Shirt

• 100% made locally in Los Angeles, CA
• Premium 100% Supima cotton, produced locally in California
• Printed using natural, non-toxic, water-based ink

Fit / Size

• Our clothes are unisex, please refer to the detailed size guide in the last image of this product gallery.

ＳＨＯＰ ＳＨＯＰ ＳＨＯＰ ＴＨＥ ＡＭＥＲＩＣＡＮ ＷＡＹ

Custom-made in LA, special for you 

• We craft everything by hand in Los Angeles, after you order — please add 1-2 weeks of order production to your shipping time. 
• 94% of our customers approve of on-demand manufacturing...help us support high-quality, eco-friendly, ethical, USA-based manufacturing!
• 1-2 weeks of made-to-order production, additional 3-5 days for shipping

The Cotton T-Shirt

• 100% made locally in Los Angeles, CA
• Premium 100% Supima cotton, produced locally in California
• Printed using natural, non-toxic, water-based ink

Fit / Size

• Our clothes are unisex, please refer to the detailed size guide in the last image of this product gallery.

ＧＵＣＣＩ Ｘ ＧＡＭＥＢＯＹ ＣＯＬＯＲ 

Capturing the spirit of our early 2000s awakening into color consoles.

Custom-made in LA, special for you 

• We craft everything by hand in Los Angeles, after you order — please add 1-2 weeks of order production to your shipping time. 
• 94% of our customers approve of on-demand manufacturing...help us support high-quality, eco-friendly, ethical, USA-based manufacturing!
• 1-2 weeks of made-to-order production, additional 3-5 days for shipping

The Cotton T-Shirt

• 100% made locally in Los Angeles, CA
• Premium 100% Supima cotton, produced locally in California
• Printed using natural, non-toxic, water-based ink

Fit / Size

• Our clothes are unisex, please refer to the detailed size guide in the last image of this product gallery.

This is the biggest news for the Lakers since we traded for Kobe in '96. Yes, The Decision made me hate LeBron for a few years. Yes, I still think Kobe is better and I recognize my lack of objectivity. Yes, we're now a championship contender.

Embroidered in Los Angeles

• We embroider the hats in Los Angeles, after you order — 1-2 weeks of made-to-order embroidery + 3-5 days for shipping
• Hats ship separately from your other items

The Dad Cap 

• 100% washed cotton twill
• Embroidered in Los Angeles
• All items are custom and made-to-order

This is the biggest news for the Lakers since we traded for Kobe in '96. Yes, The Decision made me hate LeBron for a few years. Yes, I still think Kobe is better and I recognize my lack of objectivity. Yes, we're now a championship contender.

Custom-made in LA, special for you

• We craft everything by hand in Los Angeles, after you order — please add 1-2 weeks of order production to your shipping time. 
• 94% of our customers approve of on-demand manufacturing...help us support high-quality, eco-friendly, ethical, USA-based manufacturing!
• 1-2 weeks of made-to-order production, additional 3-5 days for shipping

The Crop Sweatshirt

• 100% made locally in Los Angeles, CA
• Cropped style with curved hem
• Premium polyester microfleece fabric, produced locally in California
• Soft and smooth to touch
• Printed using natural, non-toxic, water-based ink
• All items are custom and made-to-order

Fit / Size

• Our clothes are unisex, please refer to the detailed size guide in the last image of this product gallery.

This is the biggest news for the Lakers since we traded for Kobe in '96. Yes, The Decision made me hate LeBron for a few years. Yes, I still think Kobe is better and I recognize my lack of objectivity. Yes, we're now a championship contender.

Custom-made in LA, special for you 

• We craft everything by hand in Los Angeles, after you order — please add 1-2 weeks of order production to your shipping time. 
• 94% of our customers approve of on-demand manufacturing...help us support high-quality, eco-friendly, ethical, USA-based manufacturing!
• 1-2 weeks of made-to-order production, additional 3-5 days for shipping

The Cotton T-Shirt

• 100% made locally in Los Angeles, CA
• Premium 100% Supima cotton, produced locally in California
• Printed using natural, non-toxic, water-based ink

Fit / Size

• Our clothes are unisex, please refer to the detailed size guide in the last image of this product gallery.

This is the biggest news for the Lakers since we traded for Kobe in '96. Yes, The Decision made me hate LeBron for a few years. Yes, I still think Kobe is better and I recognize my lack of objectivity. Yes, we're now a championship contender.

Custom-made in LA, special for you 

• We craft this product by hand in Los Angeles, after you order — please add 1-2 weeks of order production to your shipping time.
  
• 94% of our customers approve of on-demand manufacturing...help us support high-quality, eco-friendly, ethical, USA-based manufacturing!
• 1-2 weeks of made-to-order production, additional 3-5 days for shipping.

The Swim Shorts

• 100% made locally in Los Angeles, CA
• Features
• quick dry
• four-way stretch for maximum comfort
• pockets
• drawstring waistband
• Polyester microfibre mesh fabric
• Printed using natural, non-toxic, water-based ink

Fit / Size

• Our clothes are unisex, please refer to the detailed size guide in the last image of this product gallery.

This is the biggest news for the Lakers since we traded for Kobe in '96. Yes, The Decision made me hate LeBron for a few years. Yes, I still think Kobe is better and I recognize my lack of objectivity. Yes, we're now a championship contender.

Custom-made in LA, special for you 

• We craft everything by hand in Los Angeles, after you order — please add 1-2 weeks of order production to your shipping time. 
• 94% of our customers approve of on-demand manufacturing...help us support high-quality, eco-friendly, ethical, USA-based manufacturing!
• 1-2 weeks of made-to-order production, additional 3-5 days for shipping

The Crop Tee

• Fitted and cropped style
• 100% made locally in Los Angeles, CA
• Supersoft polyester jersey
• Printed using natural, non-toxic, water-based ink

Fit / Size

• Our clothes are unisex, please refer to the detailed size guide in the last image of this product gallery.

This is the biggest news for the Lakers since we traded for Kobe in '96. Yes, The Decision made me hate LeBron for a few years. Yes, I still think Kobe is better and I recognize my lack of objectivity. Yes, we're now a championship contender.

Custom-made in LA, special for you

• We craft everything by hand in Los Angeles, after you order — please add 1-2 weeks of order production to your shipping time. 
• 94% of our customers approve of on-demand manufacturing...help us support high-quality, eco-friendly, ethical, USA-based manufacturing!
• 1-2 weeks of made-to-order production, additional 3-5 days for shipping

The Yoga Leggings 

We wear our performance yoga leggings to hot yoga, happy hour, and everything in between. We spent months sourcing a custom performance fabric that's luxurious to touch, breathable, and 4-way stretchable. They're perfect for the high-intensity athlete, or the no-intensity brunch enthusiast.

• 100% made in Los Angeles, CA
• High-performance, luxury yoga leggings for yoga, running, and working out
• Luxe performance fabric, custom-made by a local supplier
• Designed for high-intensity workouts
• Moisture-wicking, naturally breathable
• 4-way stretch for maximum comfort and mobility
• Ultra-soft and smooth to touch
• Printed using natural, environmentally-friendly, water-based ink
• All items are custom and made-to-order

Fit / Size

• Our clothes are unisex, please refer to the detailed size guide in the last image of this product gallery.
• Or click here for all of our detailed size guides.

"Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek." — Barack Obama

$1 donated to a charity you choose

• Choose between Women's March, the Obama Foundation, Black Lives Matter, and Girls Inc

Custom-made in LA, special for you 

• We craft everything by hand in Los Angeles, after you order — please add 1-2 weeks of order production to your shipping time. 
• 94% of our customers approve of on-demand manufacturing...help us support high-quality, eco-friendly, ethical, USA-based manufacturing!
• 1-2 weeks of made-to-order production, additional 3-5 days for shipping

The Cotton T-Shirt

• 100% made locally in Los Angeles, CA
• Premium 100% Supima cotton, produced locally in California
• Printed using natural, non-toxic, water-based ink

Fit / Size

• Our clothes are unisex, please refer to the detailed size guide in the last image of this product gallery.

"All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother." — Abraham Lincoln

$1 donated to a charity you choose

• Choose between Women's March, the Obama Foundation, Black Lives Matter, and Girls Inc

Custom-made in LA, special for you 

• We craft everything by hand in Los Angeles, after you order — please add 1-2 weeks of order production to your shipping time. 
• 94% of our customers approve of on-demand manufacturing...help us support high-quality, eco-friendly, ethical, USA-based manufacturing!
• 1-2 weeks of made-to-order production, additional 3-5 days for shipping

The Cotton T-Shirt

• 100% made locally in Los Angeles, CA
• Premium 100% Supima cotton, produced locally in California
• Printed using natural, non-toxic, water-based ink

Fit / Size

• Our clothes are unisex, please refer to the detailed size guide in the last image of this product gallery.

"Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future." — John F. Kennedy

$1 donated to a charity you choose

• Choose between Women's March, the Obama Foundation, Black Lives Matter, and Girls Inc

Custom-made in LA, special for you 

• We craft everything by hand in Los Angeles, after you order — please add 1-2 weeks of order production to your shipping time. 
• 94% of our customers approve of on-demand manufacturing...help us support high-quality, eco-friendly, ethical, USA-based manufacturing!
• 1-2 weeks of made-to-order production, additional 3-5 days for shipping

The Cotton T-Shirt

• 100% made locally in Los Angeles, CA
• Premium 100% Supima cotton, produced locally in California
• Printed using natural, non-toxic, water-based ink

Fit / Size

• Our clothes are unisex, please refer to the detailed size guide in the last image of this product gallery.

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same." — Ronald Reagan

$1 donated to a charity you choose

• Choose between Women's March, the Obama Foundation, Black Lives Matter, and Girls Inc

Custom-made in LA, special for you 

• We craft everything by hand in Los Angeles, after you order — please add 1-2 weeks of order production to your shipping time. 
• 94% of our customers approve of on-demand manufacturing...help us support high-quality, eco-friendly, ethical, USA-based manufacturing!
• 1-2 weeks of made-to-order production, additional 3-5 days for shipping

The Cotton T-Shirt

• 100% made locally in Los Angeles, CA
• Premium 100% Supima cotton, produced locally in California
• Printed using natural, non-toxic, water-based ink

Fit / Size

• Our clothes are unisex, please refer to the detailed size guide in the last image of this product gallery.